Per Carl’s idea, we thought we’d use Football Relativity to compare the biggest Prima Donnas in the NFL. We’ll do this on a 10-point scale, with 10 being the prima-est of the donnas and 1 being a guy just barely worth mentioning with this topic. If you think we missed anyone, leave a comment and we’ll update the post. Enjoy!
10 – WR Chad Ochocinco, Bengals – Endzone celebrations. Holdouts. And now a new name. Is there any doubt that Ochocinco is the ultimate prima donna in the NFL right now? At a position so full of prima donnas that we sometimes call them diva receivas, Ochocinco consistently finds new paths to prima donna-dom.
9 – QB Brett Favre, retired? – Will he? Won’t he? For what seems like five years now, we’ve spent offseasons wondering if Brett Favre will come back. We have to assume at this point that Favre wouldn’t be doing this same old song and dance if he didn’t relish the attention. And relishing the attention is entry one under the definition of a prima donna.
8 – WR Terrell Owens, Bills – Aside from his many antics, this alone is proof of T.O.’s prima donna nature – he has his own reality show. No other NFL player does. But until he becomes Terrell Ochouno, he won’t surpass Ochocinco.
7 – Executive Bill Parcells, Dolphins – Before Favre took over, Parcells had the patent on the will-he-or-won’t-he routine in the NFL. Maybe he wanted out because he wanted to buy the groceries. Maybe he wanted out for more money. But Parcells seems to like to have his name in the headlines – as long as he can control why it’s in there.
6 – none
5 – Head coach Josh McDaniels, Broncos – We’ve talked at length about McDaniels here on the blog – start here and work your way back for a review – so it will suffice here to say that McDaniels’ arrogant grandstanding in both the Jay Cutler situation and now in the Brandon Marshall tete-a-tete qualifies him as a prima donna. He’s probably the leading prima donna among coaches now, although Bill Parcells probably is the career leader in this category among coaches.
4 – WR DeSean Jackson, Eagles – Because Jackson is just a rookie, he could still move up this scale or off of it soon. But for now, the memory of Jackson’s TD celebration turned pre-goalline fumble (which was not the first time for him) is burned in our minds enough to make DeJax an entry on this list.
3- Jets head coach Rex Ryan and Dolphins LB Channing Crowder – The war of words these two opponents had during the offseason wasn’t really bad blood; it was more like prima donna chest-thumping and braggadocio. That makes them a joint entry on this list; they’ll move WAY up it if the words turn into some kind of confrontation in the first Jets/Fins game this year.
2- RB Larry Johnson, Chiefs – It always seems like Johnson is complaining about not getting enough attention or not getting enough carries or something else. (Dick Vermeil was so annoyed by this that he once had to tell Johnson to “take the diapers off.”) He’s also had some legal problems, which shouldn’t factor into this list. For some reason, Johnson seems like the biggest prima donna of the superstar running backs (or of RBs who used to be stars). That’s why we included him.
1 – LB Ray Lewis, Ravens – Lewis is a hard worker, a team leader, and a true superstar on the field. He only gets a mention on this list because of the dance he does during pre-game intros each week. That dance is prima donna, but nothing else about Lewis is. So we’ll mention him and move on.