Ever have a stupid idea that mushroomed as you chased it? Well, this is my latest version of that…
So the thought crossed my mind — which pair of NFL players who have the same name are the most productive? And after spending way too much time researching, we actually now have a list.
A couple of caveats: First, we ruled out pairs of players in which one is an undrafted or street free agent – which usually can be translated as “training camp fodder.” So apologies to the Chris Bakers, the Michael Bennetts, the Chris Browns, the Mike/Michael Browns, the Brandon Harrisons, the Nate Joneses, the David Martins, the Antonio Smiths, the Marcus Smiths, the Bobbie/Bobby Williamses, and the Chris Williamses.
Then we ruled out players whose names are the same but spelled or nicknamed differently. That ruled out Michael/Mike Adams, Andra/Andre Davis, Anthony/Tony Gonzalez (that one hurt), Nic/Nick Harris (knocking out our only punter), Renaldo/Reynaldo Hill (our most unique first name on the list), Michael/Mike Jenkins (two first-round picks), Charlie/Charles Johnson, Joey/Joe Porter, Sean/Shaun Smith, Jonathan/John Wade, and Eddie/Edward/Edwin Williams.
So we’ve compared these name pairs on a 10-point scale, with 10 being the pair with the most combined production and 1 being a pair that shares nothing but a name and a roster spot.
The Steve Smiths – One Steve Smith is a four-time Pro Bowl receiver for the Panthers who is generally considered one of the top five receivers in the game. He has more than 500 catches and 43 touchdowns in his career thus far. The other Steve Smith is also a receiver. He had 57 catches for 574 yards last year and is the Giants’ No. 1 wideout going into the ’09 season.
The Roy Williamses – One Roy Williams is a five-time Pro Bowl safety who was cut by the Cowboys in the offseason. He landed in Cincinnati, where he will try to build on his solid career that includes 19 interceptions. The other Roy Williams is a Cowboys wide receiver who looks to be their No. 1 target in ’09 after struggling following a midseason trade last year.
The Adrian Petersons – One Adrian Peterson is a superstar running back for the Vikings who has more than 3,100 yards and 23 total touchdowns in his first two seasons in the league. The other Adrian Peterson is a backup running back and ace special-teamer who has 1,232 rushing yards in his seven seasons with the Bears.
The Chris Johnsons – One Chris Johnson was a revelation as a rookie last year with the Titans, running for 1,228 yards and 10 touchdowns. The other Chris Johnson is a five-year vet who had his first three career interceptions last year with the Raiders.
The Will Allens – One Will Allen is a former first-round pick who has started at cornerback throughout his eight-year career with the Giants and now the Dolphins. He has 13 career interceptions. The other Will Allen is a Buccaneer who has played five years in the NFL but started only one at free safety.
The Zach Millers – Both Zach Millers are tight ends. Explain that. One Zach Miller is an emerging star for the Raiders who has more than 100 catches in his first two seasons. He’s becoming one of the top 8-10 tight ends in the league. The other Zach Miller is a rookie tight end in Jacksonville who was a sixth-round pick in April.
The Dexter Jacksons – One Dexter Jackson is a former Super Bowl MVP with the Buccaneers who now starts at safety for the Bengals. He has 17 regular-season interceptions in his 10 NFL seasons. The other Dexter Jackson played in seven games as a rookie last year with the Bucs but didn’t have a catch as a wide receiver.
The Alex Smiths – One Alex Smith is the former No. 1 overall pick who had one good year as the 49ers quarterback but is now fighting to regain his starting job. The other Alex Smith is a tight end who had 129 catches and 11 touchdowns in four years in Tampa Bay. He was traded in the offseason to New England, where he will compete with one of the Chris Bakers for time at tight end behind Benjamin Watson.
The Chris Clemonses – One Chris Clemons is a defensive end who has 17 career sacks in five years. He now starts for the Eagles. The other Chris Clemons is a fifth-round draft pick from Clemson (anagram!) who will fight for a cornerback job in Miami this year.
The Michael Johnsons – One Michael Johnson is a two-year veteran who starts at safety for the Giants. He had 72 tackles and two picks last year. The other Michael Johnson is a third-round draft pick who could start at defensive end for the Bengals in his rookie season.
The Chris Henrys – One Chris Henry is an oft-troubled wide receiver who has been productive when he’s gotten on the field in his four years with the Bengals. He has 107 career catches for 1,590 yards and 19 touchdowns. The other Chris Henry is a former second-round pick who hasn’t yet panned out as a Titans running back. He had only one carry in his second season in ’08.
The Kyle Williamses – One Kyle Williams is a defensive tackle who has started for the Bills for three years and has four career sacks. The other Kyle Williams started three games last year as a rookie with the Seahawks.
The Marcus Thomases – One Marcus Thomas is a two-year veteran who started every game at defensive tackle last year for the Broncos and had 34 tackles. The other Marcus Thomas is entering his second year. He played in three games for Detroit last year and is trying to make the Browns’ roster this year.
The Brandon Williamses – One Brandon Williams is a wide receiver who has played in 23 career games and will try to make the Steelers’ roster this fall. The other Brandon Williams is a linebacker whom the Cowboys picked in the fourth round this year.